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my friend:i met a guy
me:i just started a new tv show
Fire Signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius):Tell them they're awesome. That's it. It doesn't even have to be true just tell them they're the best at everything.
Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces):It's all in the little things. Tell them you like their laugh or that they have a cute smile. See them self-consciously playing with their hair? Tell them it looks great. Whatever you say, they'll be walking on clouds all day.
Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn):Be objective. No bullshit for these guys. Whatever you compliment them on has to be something they know to be true, otherwise they'll know you're full of shit. Oh, you think their hair looks pretty? They know they are having a bad hair day. Bonus points if you compliment their work/how helpful they are.
Air Signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius):Compliment their brains. Seriously, just tell them they're the smartest person you know and you'll have them in the bag.


always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

(via slayerofastolat)


I’m talking to a boy and he’s very nice but I can’t tell if he’s only talking to me because he feels bad or if he actually likes me.

(via kateisasian)


The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via kateisasian)



can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via coryy)